Stewart? Are you under here? I can see you! I see your eyes blinking at me. Will you please just come out so I can talk to you? I’ve been having a really hard time lately, and I just need a friend right now. Well, you don’t look like you’re going to be moving any time soon, so I’ll talk to you from out here. I did a bad thing. I did a very bad thing. I don’t...
Here’s a college-ruled notebook. I hope that’s not too intimidating.– Sheldon Cooper