February 2012
13 posts
A Monologue
Stewart? Are you under here?
I can see you! I see your eyes blinking at me.
Will you please just come out so I can talk to you?
I’ve been having a really hard time lately, and I just need a friend right now.
Well, you don’t look like you’re going to be moving any time soon, so I’ll talk to you from out here.
I did a bad thing.
I did a very bad thing.
I don’t...
Here’s a college-ruled notebook. I hope that’s not too intimidating.
– Sheldon Cooper